Thursday, February 16, 2006 ______________________________________________________________________________

Random Blog Things 

Usually, I hate those stupid quiz result boxes that everyone nowadays (except us cool kids, of course) seem to be putting up on their blogs. (No offense, di - just I just think those things are so teenage and uncouth). But I found these awesome ones (yes, just so happens it was on your blog di....) that I -had- to do.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Joie!

  1. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Joie for the rest of the day!
  2. Grapes explode if you put them inside Joie.
  3. Joie is the only bird that can swim but not fly.
  4. If you cut Joie in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have!
  5. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Joie.
  6. Joie was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom her name comes.
  7. Astronauts get taller when they are in Joie!
  8. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Joie on.
  9. A lump of Joie the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
  10. The fingerprints of Joie are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
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Joie

is a Robot that is Powered by Cold Fusion, is fitted with an Electric Drill and an Egg Whisk, has Dodgy Steering, is covered with Camouflage Netting, and slithers like a Snake.

Force: 6 Handling: 3 Weaponry: 3



To see if your Battle Robot can
defeat Joie, enter your name and choose an attack:

fights Joie using


Joie

is a Giant Lizard that eats Trees, fires Rockets, has Staring Red Eyes, Screeches when Angry, and is Susceptible to Electrical Damage.

Strength: 10 Agility: 5 Intelligence: 2



To see if your Giant Battle Monster can
defeat Joie, enter your name and choose an attack:

fights Joie using


And this one is just wicked awesome. Recall that this is Fort:

Fort

is a Robot that seeks Kittens, has Twin Tank-Tracks and Googly Stick-On Eyes, and runs on Human Blood.

Force: 4 Handling: 6 Weaponry: 0



To see if your Battle Robot can
defeat Fort, enter your name and choose an attack:

fights Fort using


posted by Joie! at 2:06 PM

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